PARIS – Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte admit they are “deeply puzzled” by the discovery of a half-inch long microchip embedded in his skull.
巴黎 – 检验拿破仑波拿巴遗体的科学家承认他们是“深感困惑”，由于在他的头骨发现嵌入了一条半英寸长的微型晶片（如图）。
They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant – suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!
他们说，神秘的物体可能是一种外星人植入物 – 表明法国的统治者曾一度被UFO绑架！
“The possible ramifications of this discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend,” declared Dr. Andre Dubois, who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal.
“Until now, every indication has been that victims of alien abduction are ordinary people who play no role in world events.
“Now we have compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted in the past to influence human history – and may continue to do so!”
行动足以影响人类历史 – 并可能继续这样做！”
Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon’s exhumed skeleton on a $140,000 grant from the French government.
“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,” he explained.
But instead the researcher found something far more extraordinary: “As I examined the interior of the skull, my hand brushed across a tiny protrusion.
神秘的物体可能是一种外星人植入物 – 表明法国的统治者曾一度被UFO绑架！
“I then looked at the area under a magnifying glass – and was stunned to find that the object was some kind of super-advanced microchip.”
“然后我用放大镜看该区域 – 发现的东西引致我呆在当地，该物体是某种超先进的微晶片。”
From the extent of bone growth around the chip, the expert believes it was implanted when Bonaparte was young.
“Napoleon vanished from sight for a period of several days in July 1794, when he was 25. He later claimed he’d been held prisoner during the Themidorian coup – but no record of that arrest exists. I believe that is when the abduction took place.”
From that time on, Napoleon’s rise was meteoric. By the next year, he’d been put in charge of the French army in Italy.
Miraculously, he was able to transform starving, rag-tag troops into a top-notch fighting force and to crush the Italians.